The Original Simon's Sayings
[September 2000 - August 2001]

"Simon says" this... "Simon says" that... What does Simon really say?? Read on...

This is the set of writings (or "Sayings") that started it all. One man's passion to express his thoughts and opinions led to the birth of a website beyond his wildest dreams, as well as beyond his abilities. Similar to a "topic-based" journal, this original set of Sayings outline some of the issues Simon felt strongly about at the tender age of 14. Some of these Sayings also hint at Simon's tumultuous journey through pre-adolescence, and chronicle his struggle as he entered a near-suicidal phase in his life.

As you read the 20+ pages of text (condensed into 10 volumes for your convenience), keep in mind that the Sayings had dire effects on both Simon and those around him. Readers have had a tendency to lash out with anger in response to these Sayings, fall into deep depression as a result of contemplation caused by these Sayings, or simply shun the author altogether.

Remember that these are writings of the past. Certain ideas and opinions may possibly last to this day, but nothing recorded here should be used to judge who Simon is today. Thank you in advance for using discretion.